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TECHNOLOGY
Tesla: Humanoid Personal Assistant Can Fill Many Roles
Parent, friend, financial adviser, spiritual guide.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
Book: Trump Secretly Sent
Putin Scarce Covid Tests
During 2020 Shortage

Along with a gallon of bleach.
Building Housing Reykjavik
Penis Museum Also Home to
Massive Ransomware Ring

Each said to be looking for a new location.
 
TRAVEL
Proposed Hypersonic Plane Will Fly From London to New York in 1 Hour
Passengers can pass the time watching the first half of their favorite movie.
FEATURE
There has been a lot of talk recently about an immigrant crime wave. What is the percentage of male immigrants who are incarcerated compared to American-born men?
   A )  300% more.  
   B )  200% more.  
   C )  100% more.  
   D )  60% less.  
Hint: we've got some pretty bad hombres already here.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
  Trump to Hold Rally at Madison Square Garden
Knicks fans advised to “ignore” men in brown shirts.

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