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TECHNOLOGY
MIT Researchers: AI “Inherently Sociopathic”
So far they've been unsuccessful at giving it a conscience.
Report: Chinese Hackers
Have Penetrated U.S. Internet
Providers, Spying on Users

As you read this some kid in Guangzhou is checking out what's on the wall behind you.
 
LAW
Gun Rights Groups Ask
Supreme Court if Americans
Have Constitutional Right
to an Assault Rifle

They also want threshhold raised for what qualifies as a mass shooting.
 
ELECTION 2024
Trump, Citing AI Image, Claims Taylor Swift Endorsed Him
But no, he's not dating her.
FEATURE
Donald Trump says he wants anyone who burns the American flag to face at least one year in jail. What is the current sentence for burning the flag?
   A )  One month.  
   B )  Three months.  
   C )  Six months.  
   D )  There is none.  
Hint: in 1989, a 5-4 majority of the Supreme Court agreed that burning the flag is a form of symbolic speech and protected by the First Amendment.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
Trump Post Depicts Him, Vance, Musk, et al. as Superheroes
“I'm not sure, but I think Ramaswamy is Ant Man,” he adds.

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