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PEOPLE
Celine Dion Slams Trump Campaign for Unauthorized Use of “Titanic” Song
Suggests they use equally appropriate Chopin's “Funeral March.”
RFK Jr Admits to Dumping Dead Bear Cub in Central Park
For years he blamed cousin Caroline.
 
MEDIA
Musk to Interview Trump
For gold medal at Ego Olympics.
 
BUSINESS
Judge Rules Google Has
a Search Monopoly

Decision means every time someone uses Google as a verb they will be subject to a fine.
Lobbyists Block Requirement
Insurance Brokers Put
Retirees' Needs First

Say law would “take the fun” out of bilking seniors.
SCIENCE
Astronauts' Return on Boeing Starliner Delayed Until 2025 as Boeing Works Out Problems
“Hope you didn't have any plans,” Boeing representative jokes in video chat.
 
TECHNOLOGY
Report: Google, Facebook
Decide Against Using Face-Recognition Technology

Will stick with stool samples.
Microsoft: Iran Creating
Fake News Sites to Influence
U.S. Elections

In fact, Tim Walz does not exist.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Expert: Trump's Speech
May Be Signs of Dementia

Unless he's right about windmills, sharks, electric boats, Hannibal Lecter, etc.
 
CORRECTION
 
Last week, in a story comparing Donald Trump's “America First” rallies of today with “America First” rallies of the 1930s, we mistakenly said Mr. Trump had attended one of those earlier rallies. Of course we meant his father, Fred Trump. We apologize for any confusion.

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