| PEOPLE |
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 Republicans
Call Hunter Biden Trial “Fake Trial”
If he's sentenced to death “we
might reconsider,” says one. |
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Trump Tells Probation Officer
He Has Gun in Florida
Told to keep it away from Fifth Avenue. |
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| ENTERTAINMENT |
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Scotland: Taylor Swift
Fans Cause Earthquake
Frank Sinatra fans called in to
settle them down. |
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| MEDIA |
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Research Study: More Phony
News Sites Than Legitimate Ones
More phony research studies than
legitimate ones. |
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| BUSINESS |
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 Tesla Shareholders
Approve $46 Billion Compensation
Package for Musk
But, due to lagging sales, he'll
be paid in Teslas. |
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| SCIENCE |
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Harvard Researchers:
Hidden UFO Civilization
Could Be on Earth
Some believe they live on the thirteenth floor. |
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Study: Every Elephant Has
Its Own Name
Unlike humans, most of whom are
named Kevin. |
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 Recently Discovered
Papyrus Describes 5-Year-Old Jesus
Partial translation reveals the word “difficult”
and the phrase “little holy terror.” |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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New Study: Average Adult Takes
in About 2,000 Microplastics
Annually Through Salt Alone
And doesn't want to hear about it. |
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| CORRECTION |
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| Last week we reported that
“former President Trump, in
searing 108-degree heat,
told a Las Vegas crowd that
he'd rather be electrocuted
by the battery in a sinking
electric boat than be eaten
by sharks.” In fact, it was
110 degrees. We regret the
error. |
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