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TECHNOLOGY
AI Marilyn Monroe Unveiled
She'll sing “Happy Birthday” to RFK Jr. at his nominating convention.
Startup Developing Brain for Robots
With “plug and think” convenience.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
Marriages Back to Pre-Pandemic Levels, Divorce Rate Falls
And adultery is through the roof.
 
POLL
Nearly Half in U.S. Can't Distinguish Between Fact and Opinion
And when you try to explain that to them, they get mad at you.
 
SPORTS
MLB Faces Controversy Over See-Through Pants
May be forced to ban anyone under 21 from attending games.
FEATURE
According to a recent study, how much money is lost annually by news publishers to Google?
A )$1 million.
B )$10 million.
C )$100 million.
D )$10 billion.
Hint: Google points out $10 billion isn't what it used to be.
 
BREAKING NEWS
Trump Campaign Short of Cash
Rumored backdoor talks to borrow from Biden campaign have “gone nowhere.”
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
  Another Mysterious Monolith
Appears in Remote Part of Wales

Photo courtesy Google Street View.

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