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PEOPLE
Trump Says He Might Have to Sell Property to Pay $454 Million Penalty
Starting with a “spacious 30,000-square foot penthouse” in Manhattan.
 
ENTERTAINMENT
UK: Mary Poppins Gets New Rating of PG for Offensive Language
Dick Van Dyke's “deplorable” British accent.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
Merriam-Webster Relaxes Rules of Grammar
“It what it is,” says spokesperson.
 
CONSUMER NEWS
Musk Says New Tesla Roadster Will Go From 0 to 60 in Under 1 Second
All by itself.
SCIENCE
Study: Men's and Women's
Brains Work Differently

Unanimous conclusion reached within minutes, after a brief argument.
Musk: Human Neuralink
Subject Moves Mouse
“Just By Thinking”

But still can't defeat chimp Neuralink subject at Pong.
 
Mistakes Appearing in AI Renderings Worry Historians
Many fooled into thinking blacks fought for Nazi Germany in WWII.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Kellogg's CEO: Poor
Families Should Consider
“Cereal for Dinner”

Or cake.
Silicon Valley Billonaires
Seeking Immortality

Hope to live forever amongst a colony of aging nerdy megalomaniacs.

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