| TECHNOLOGY |
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 Robot Dog
Learns to Open Doors With Its Front Leg
Still learning to lift rear leg to pee. |
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| EDUCATION |
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Summit of University Presidents
Debate Harvard's Plummeting Reputation
Graduates no longer guaranteed job
as Supreme Court Justice, let alone
Walmart greeter. |
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| MISCELLANEOUS |
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Jan 6-Themed
Pinball Machine Draws Attention at CPAC
You win when it says TILT. |
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| SPORTS |
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MLB: Players Hate New
Uniforms' Design, Fit, Quality
Question league's five-year
contract with SPANX. |
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Report: Two-Thirds of
Super Bowl Bets Illegal
FBI plans to detain, question
two hundred million people. |
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| FEATURE |
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| In a Washington Post exit poll
at the New Hampshire primary,
what percentage of Republican
voters said they thought former
President Trump would still be
fit for office if convicted of
a felony? |
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A ) |
15% |
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B ) |
20% |
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C ) |
25% |
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D ) |
87% |
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| Hint: seventy-two percent said
he'd be fit if he's sent to the gas chamber. |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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Report: Biden's Dog Bit
Secret Service Agents 24
Times in White House
Only three incidents reported of agents
biting dog. |
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 Breakthrough:
Researchers Produce Lab-Grown Testicles
“Boss told us 'grow some
balls,”' so we did.” |
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