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PEOPLE
Trump Compares Himself to Nelson Mandela
“The similarity is uncanny,” he adds.
 
ENTERTAINMENT
Bloomberg: Taylor Swift a Billionaire
Friends say she's working hard, saving her money to make down payment on NFL team.
 
MEDIA
USA Today Denies Using
AI After Some Bylines Can't
Be Traced to Humans

Claims “G.P.T. Chatman” is an “excellent journalist.”
 
BUSINESS
Billionaire CEO: Remote Employees “Didn't Work as Hard”
“It's almiost impossible to get anything done on a yacht,” he explains.
CONSUMER NEWS
Cost of Candy Rises Sharply
Trick-or-treaters come home with their plastic pumpkins filled with IOUs.
 
SCIENCE
Astronomers Detect 8 Billion-
Year-Old Radio Signal

“Just 'back after this,' and then nothing,” they report.
Worms Revived After 46,000 Years Frozen in Siberian Permafrost
“Best bait ever,” says one local.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Study: 4 Cups of Coffee a Day
Fights Frailty in Old Age

Ask for the Senior Special at Starbucks and find out more.
Study: 1 in 4 Adults Feel Lonely
Three in four would just as soon be left alone.

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