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ART
Painting Bought at Thrift Store for $4 Sells at Auction for $191,000
Lucky buyer also discovered “near new” folding chair for $7.
 
EDUCATION
Vassar Accused of Paying Men More
And asking them to dress “less provocatively.”
 
MISCELLANEOUS
Study: People Achieve Peak Happiness at 70
It's around the time when their kids finally move out.
 
TRAVEL
Disney World Closes for
Day After Bear Sighting

Popular attraction Winnie the Pooh's Adventure shut down until further notice.
 
CONSUMER NEWS
Study: 87% Would Give Up Their Personal Info for Discounts
Your pin number for a cheap box of pins.
FEATURE
If the land used to grow corn and soybeans for biofuels was converted to solar farms, how much electricity would it produce?
A )Enough to power an entire town.
B )Enough to power an entire city.
C )Enough to power an entire state.
D )Three times what's needed to power the entire country.
Hint: you can't even eat the corn.
 
POLL
1 in 5 Americans Support Secession
Perhaps it's coincidence but they're all white Christians.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
New York: Police Roll Out Robot to Patrol Times Square Subway Station
At first there will be someone inside, but eventually it will be entirely automated.

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