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TRENDS
American Population Older Than it Has Ever Been
Average age of reader of latest Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition is 92.
 
TECHNOLOGY
Research: AI Can Predict Hit
Songs With 97% Accuracy

Takes into consideration payoffs to radio stations, Spotify.
 
TRAVEL
Finland Opens World's First Phone-Free “Digital Detox Island”
Right: picture of peace and serenity taken just before phones forcibly confiscated.
 
SPORTS
Paris Olympics, Facing Budget Shortfalls, Forced to Make Cuts
What remains: opening ceremony, women's gymnastics, closing ceremony.
FEATURE
What percentage of Republican voters say they will vote for Trump, even if he's convicted?
   A )  20%  
   B )  30%  
   C )  40%  
   D )  80%  
Hint: maybe Capone could have been President.
 
EDUCATION
Harvard Professor Who Studies Honesty Accused of Data Fraud
“It was part of the experiment,” he claims.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
  UK: “Carhenge” Baffles Archeologists
Aren't sure if it's religious site, crude sundial, or used car lot.

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