| PEOPLE |
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 Questions Raised
About Judge Cannon's Lack of Experience
Trump appointed her after seeing
“Cannon's Court” on local TV. |
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 Chris Christie
Enters Presidential Race Solely to
Bring Down Trump
He tells reporters, “I've got a
million fat jokes.” |
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| ENTERTAINMENT |
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Paul McCartney Uses AI to
Complete Last Beatles Song
“I Want to Hold Your Foot.” |
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| BUSINESS |
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Survey: 42% of CEOs Say
AI Could Destroy Humanity
in 5 to 10 Years
Many ask their board of directors
for generous bonuses, early
retirement. |
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Study: Employees Who Work
Alongside AI More Likely
to Experience Loneliness,
Binge Drink
Then go home and pour out their
problems to Alexa. |
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| SCIENCE |
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In Test, Fake Alien Message
Sent to Earth to Prepare
Humans for First Contact
However, “Take me to your leader”
deemed inappropriate and a new
message will be sent. |
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 Evidence of
Phosphates Found on Moon of Saturn
News prompts Pepsi, Coke to
fast-track their space programs.
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 Scientists Stunned by
Deepest Samples Ever Retrieved
From 1 Mile Beneath Ocean Floor
“There's no plastic, none at all!”
exclaims one. |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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CDC Study: Sick Workers
Linked to 40% of Restaurant
Food Poisoning Outbreaks
Remaining 60% “too gross to
enumerate,” according to
someone familiar with study. |
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