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PEOPLE
Elizabeth Holmes Begins Serving 11-Year Sentence
Already ordered to return prison guard's investment in her latest venture.
Report: Top Secret Document
Trump Caught Boasting
About While at Bedminster
Golf Club Can't Be Found

DOJ obtains search warrant to dig up Ivana's grave.
 
BUSINESS
Band-Aid Named Most
Trusted Brand in U.S.

Slightly ahead of Smith & Wesson.
Bud Light Sales Down 30% Since Using Transgender Influencer in Ad
Prompting Jack Daniels to cancel previously announced RuPaul ad campaign.
Manufacturers Can't Keep Up With Demand for Audio Cassette Tapes
Buggy whips also hard to come by.
SCIENCE
AI Expert Warns: Humanity
Faces Risk of Extinction

Outlook better for birds, insects.
Scientists Expand Search
for Signs of Intelligent Life

“So far it's just us and octopuses,” says one.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Court Grants Sackler Family
Immunity in Exchange
for Fine of $6 Billion

So, it turns out producing and promoting an addictive painkiller responsible for countless deaths was, in the end, a big moneymaker despite the fine.
 
ENVIRONMENT
Report: Energy Dept. Still
Doesn't Know What to Do
With Millions of Gallons
of Radioactive Waste

“It's like a bad movie,” says leading expert.
 
SPORTS
Oakland A's Plan Move to Las Vegas
League first had to okay slot machines in dugouts, bullpen.

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