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TECHNOLOGY
Tesla Unveils Update to Its Robot, Which Still Lags Behind Competition
It can walk, talk, perform tasks, but it drives like a lunatic.
Microsoft Says New AI Shows
Signs of Human Reasoning

It's taking off weekends.
 
FACTOID
There are 6 Parking Spaces
for Every Person in U.S.

Most of them in Wyoming.
 
POLL
61% Say AI Threatens
Future of Humanity

And will take a lot of jobs.
 
ART
Supreme Court Rules Against Andy Warhol in Prince Photo Copyright Case
Now his estate's bracing for trillion-dollar suit from Campbell's.
FEATURE
How much water does it take to produce one almond?
   A )  1 cup  
   B )  2 cups  
   C )  3 cups  
   D )  3.2 gallons.  
Hint: Mounds or Almond Joy? Human survival rests on your choice.
 
RELIGION
Report: Rising Number of
Americans Changing Religions

And passwords.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
Man Arrested for Stealing Dorothy's Ruby Slippers From Wizard of Oz
His attempt to get away in hot air balloon foiled by winged monkeys.

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