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PEOPLE
Putin Blames Ukraine, U.S. for Alleged Attempted Assassination by Drone
“No more Mr. Nice Guy,” he adds wryly.
 
ENTERTAINMENT
Hollywood: Writers Go Out on Strike, Demanding Higher Pay,
Better Conditions

And the promise that, although the vast majority of everything produced in Hollywood could be written by chatbots, it won't be.
 
MEDIA
CNN to Host Town Hall
With Donald Trump

A chance for Americans to get to know him a little better.
 
BUSINESS
Kentucky: Investigation Uncovers Two 10-Year-Olds Working at McDonald's
One of them as manager.
SCIENCE
Alien Replies to NASA's
Spacecraft Signals Could
Reach Us in 2029

Then we would have to come up with a response, something smart, but snappy, something that shows off our intelligence but doesn't overdo it and make it seem like we're pretentious.
 
TECHNOLOGY
Report: AI Getting Better
at Reading Minds

Soon you'll just think “write my college application essay” and it's done.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
West Virginia Tops List
of Most Obese States

It's the only state that bans calorie totals on menus.
 
CORRECTION
 
Last week, we mistakenly said "the Met Gala on Park Avenue is an appalling display of late-empire decadence and a sign of civilization's imminent demise." The Met Gala is held on 5th Avenue. We apologize for any confusion.

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