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LAW
  Poll: Trust, Confidence in
Supreme Court Plunges

“I wouldn't trust them to watch my groceries,” says one respondent.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
Los Angeles Blasts Loud
Classical Music in Subways
to Drive Away Homeless

Drives them straight to Hollywood Bowl, where they prefer Beethoven, Brahms, “the warhorses,” says one.
 
SPORTS
Report: Rising Global
Temperatures Will Cause
More Home Runs

Newly-formed Coalition of Concerned Citizens, made up mostly of pitchers and pitchers' agents, demands an immediate shift away from fossil fuels.
WWE, UFC Merge
Move could lead to many bad guys being laid off.
The athletes of today are supposedly bigger, faster, and stronger than those of yesteryear. Today's typical baseball bat weighs 31 to 33 ounces. Last week a bat used by Babe Ruth in 1921 was auctioned off. What does it weigh?
A ) 28 ounces
B ) 31 ounces
C ) 33 ounces
D )44.6 ounces
Hint: hot dogs, beer, and whoring around must explain it.
 
POLITICS
Trump May Hire Someone
Marjorie Taylor Greene Calls
“Mentally Unstable”

And not as a compliment.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
Florida: DeSantis Signs Bill Allowing Concealed Carry Without Permit
Parents can feel safer knowing Goofy's packing heat.

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