TECHNOLOGY |
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Report: Trash
Mess in Space Similar to Problem in Oceans
Finger of suspicion points directly
at astronauts. |
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Tech Leaders Call for Pause in
AI Research
Just don't tell AI. |
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EDUCATION |
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Report: More Than 2,500
Book Bans This Year
Librarians filling empty shelves
with potted plants, knick-knacks. |
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LAW |
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Jury Quickly Sides
With Gwyneth Paltrow in Civil Trial
Dazzling performance!
Riveting! Loved
her, hated him! explained several jurors. |
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FEATURE |
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The United States
has 4% of global population. What's
the percentage of global mass
shootings that take place here? |
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A ) |
5% |
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B ) |
6% |
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C ) |
7% |
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D ) |
73% |
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Hint: we also
express nearly three-fourths of
global thoughts and prayers. |
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MISCELLANEOUS |
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Vienna, Austria Named Best Place
to Live, Damascus, Syria Worst
Results of Waltz Weekly poll disputed
by publishers of Hummus Monthly. |
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ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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QAnon Shaman
Released From Prison Early
He'd been held in wing with other shamans. |
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