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PEOPLE
Report: Trump Having Trouble Raising Money
He's selling video birthday greetings on Cameo, but it's not enough.
Hunter Biden Sues Tucker
Carlson, Others Over
Theft of Laptop

And he'd like the mouse back, too.
 
POLL
Business Most Trusted
Institution

Just slightly above organized crime.
 
BUSINESS
Study: 2 in 5 People Will
Go to Work Sick Just to
Prove it to Their Co-Workers

And, if their co-workers get sick, 2 in 5 of them do the same thing.
Report: Trump Sought to Trademark Phrase “Rigged Election!”
Denied, he's now trying to trademark “Rigged Trial!”
SCIENCE
Scientists Hope to Bring
Back Dodo Bird With
Gene Editing

Now that Dodo To Go restaurant chain went out of business.
Study: Humans Still Have
Genes to Grow Full Coat
Of Body Hair

Every now and then you'll see proof, usually on the subway.
NASA: Huge Asteroid the
Size of 16 Humpback Whales
Went Past Earth Last Friday

Some believe it could have been as large as 18 humpback whales.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Study: Every Bite of Junk Food Increases Risk of Cancer
So eat, drink, and good luck with your multiple class action suits.
 
ENVIRONMENT
MIT: Outdoor Chess Players
Have Diminished Skills Due
To Air Pollution

Has little effect on checkers or dominoes.

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