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PEOPLE
Trump Turns on Evangelical Leaders for “Disloyalty”
Warns them against worshipping “false God.”
 
MEDIA
Website That Published
Dozens of Bot-Written
Articles Forced to Publish
Numerous Corrections

“We apologize for claiming robots are vastly superior to humans,” reads one.
 
BUSINESS
California: Outlet Mall to
Be Converted to Cannabis
Super Center

You'll be able to get a Coach handbag filled with marijuana at 50% off.
Some Suggest Minting $1 Trillion Coin to Fund Government
Heads we pay, tails we default.
CONSUMER NEWS
Cartier Using Augmented Reality to Show Rings to Prospective Buyers
But, if you have to ask, you can't see it.
 
SCIENCE
More Scientists Believe
We Live in a Computer
Simulation

Created by someone just slightly smarter than us.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Study: 1 in 7 Diabetics
Spend 40% of Disposable
Income on Insulin

Generously covering for the six who have insurance.
Study: Watching Beautiful
Sunrises, Sunsets Improves
Health

And, because of air pollution, sunrises and sunsets are even more beautiful.

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