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PAGE THREE – JANUARY 9 - 15, 2023
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MISCELLANEOUS
  South Carolina: Trump
Superstore Carries Thousands of Trump-Related Items

A small Pence section displays a selection of twist ties and rope.
World's Oldest Jeans Found in 1857 Shipwreck Sell for $114,000
“They had nothing new I liked,” says buyer.
 
ENVIRONMENT
Research: Recycling Urine
Can Be Good for Environment,
Economy

Connecting urinals directly to drinking fountains could save billions.
 
PICTURE OF THE WEEK
World's Tallest Man Believed to Be 9' 6"
“How's the weather up there?” jokes Shaquille O'Neal.
FEATURE
Alabama no longer requires a permit to carry a firearm out in the open. How many states allow “open carry” without a permit?
   A )  3  
   B )  6  
   C )  10  
   D )  25  
Hint: what gun problem?
 
FACTOID
Study: Average Person Has 11 Negative Thoughts Each Day
So try to avoid average people.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
  Disney to Lose Its Copyright on Mickey Mouse on Jan. 1, 2024
On that date, “Mickey's Big Dickey” will be released to all adult movie houses in the United States.

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