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PAGE THREE – DECEMBER 19 - 25, 2022
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SPACE
Soyuz Space Capsule Springs Leak
Unfortunately, only experts able to fix it currently fighting in Ukraine.
 
LAW
Stephen Miller Group
Filing Lawsuits Challenging
“Anti-White Bigotry”

Sues NBA, demands reparations.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
Americans Bought More
Than 150 Million Guns
Since Sandy Hook Shooting

Quite a few of them by responsible gun owners.
 
ENVIRONMENT
Severe Colorado River Crisis Forces Extreme Measures
You may soon have to ask for a glass of water at Denny's.
FEATURE
According to a Pew research study, what percentage of Americans believe “we are living in the end times”?
   A )  5%  
   B )  10%  
   C )  15%  
   D )  40%  
Hint: maybe they're on to something.
 
TRAVEL
Airlines Cut Back on Perks
Still not a perk: a seat, takeoff, and landing.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
After His Superhero NFTs Sell Out, Trump Has New Offering
“They're one-of-a-kind NFTs, and I'm making them available for just $199, cash or crypto,” he announces.

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