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PAGE THREE – DECEMBER 12 - 18, 2022
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MISCELLANEOUS
Oath Keepers Founder Stewart Rhodes Found Guilty of Seditious Conspiracy
Will use jail time to work on his memoir: Not Your Average Yalie.
 
LAW
Supreme Court Hears Case
That Could Put Elections in
Hands of State Legislatures

Many of which resemble a gathering of drunk uncles at Thanksgiving.
Justice Alito Wonders if a
Black Santa Would Reject a
Kid in Klan Robes

“I wonder about that a lot,” he says to no one in particular.
 
PICTURE OF THE WEEK
Found: Old Photo of Dallas Cowboys Owner Jerry Jones at Segregation Standoff
Now admits all-white football teams “very bad idea.”
FEATURE
What percentage of congresspeople are over 70?
   A )  5%  
   B )  8%  
   C )  10%  
   D )  25%  
Hint: in the halls of congress, Biden is referred to as “kid.”
 
SPORTS
World Cup: Morocco Faces
France in Semifinal

And, if history's any motivation, Morocco should win 10-0.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
  Hawaii: Lava Chasers Worry Authorities
Although such dangerous behavior “does bring in the tourist dollar,” says one authority.

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