| PEOPLE |
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 MyPillow Guy Mike
Lindell Hints at Run for RNC Chair
Because, he explains, “America deserves
a good night's sleep.” |
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In Federal Suit Against Twitter,
Trump Compares Himself to Galileo
“He and I were right, everyone else
was wrong.” |
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| ENTERTAINMENT |
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Milestone: Women Outnumber
Men in New York Philharmonic
For First Time
And, wouldn't you know, male attendance is up. |
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| BUSINESS |
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Stores Report Big Holiday Business
Sales solid for Black Friday, Small
Business Saturday, Smash and Grab
Sunday. |
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 Musk Implies
Twitter's “Content Moderation
Council” Really Just Him
But you kind of knew that. |
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| SCIENCE |
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 Oldest Cooked
Leftovers Ever Found Suggest
Neanderthals Had a Food Culture
And may have invented doggie bags. |
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 Ancient Gold
Coin Reveals Existence of
Emperor Thought to Be Myth
“King Midas Nickle” (shown)
started out as copper coin. |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Sperm Counts Worldwide Have
Dropped 62% Since 1970s
Decline traced to disco, big hair, bell bottoms. |
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| ENVIRONMENT |
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More Scientists Calling for
Dimming Sun With Atmospheric
Particles to Slow Global Warming
While others ask, what about orbiting
venetian blinds? |
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Poll: Evangelical Christians
Worry Less About Planet,
Climate Change
Worry more about reelecting amoral
philandering narcissist. |
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