Ironic Times

page one
PAGE THREE – NOVEMBER 14 - 20, 2022
page two

MEDIA
Murdoch Turns on Trump
Report: Melania tells friends she's having it framed, will give it to “fatso” for Christmas.
 
ELECTION 2022
Billionaires Poured $900,000,000 Into Midterms
And it still wasn't enough.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
Researchers Find Most Who Promise to Make Charitable Donation Don't
After two months roaming through airports dressed as Hare Krishna, asking for money.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
Human Brain Cells Grown in Rats
Now all they eat is pizza.
FEATURE
Recently, KFC in Germany apologized to its customers for suggesting they order their chicken “extra crispy” to commemorate what event?
A )New Year's Day
B )Oktoberfest
C )Easter
D )Kristallnacht
Hint: extra crispy means extra glass.
 
FOOD
Trending: Five-Course Gourmet Cannabis-Infused Dinners
Dish after dish of fancy, nouvelle cuisine, topped off with big bag of M&Ms
 
CORRECTION
 
Last week we ran a headline: “BIDEN PROVES A DRAG ON HIS PARTY'S CANDIDATES.” It should have read: “TRUMP PROVES A DRAG ON HIS PARTY'S CANDIDATES.” We regret the error.

FRONT PAGE
PAGE TWO
PAGE THREE
ARCHIVE
CONTACT
STORE
 © Copyright 2022 Ironic Times