MEDIA |
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Murdoch
Turns on Trump
Report: Melania tells friends she's
having it framed, will give it to
fatso for Christmas. |
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ELECTION 2022 |
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Billionaires Poured $900,000,000
Into Midterms
And it still wasn't enough. |
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MISCELLANEOUS |
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Researchers Find Most Who Promise
to Make Charitable Donation Don't
After two months roaming through
airports dressed as Hare Krishna,
asking for money. |
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ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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Human Brain
Cells Grown in Rats
Now all they eat is pizza. |
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FEATURE |
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Recently, KFC in Germany apologized
to its customers for suggesting
they order their chicken extra
crispy to commemorate
what event? |
A ) | New Year's Day |
B ) | Oktoberfest |
C ) | Easter |
D ) | Kristallnacht |
Hint: extra crispy means extra glass. |
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FOOD |
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Trending: Five-Course Gourmet
Cannabis-Infused Dinners
Dish after dish of fancy, nouvelle
cuisine, topped off with big bag of
M&Ms |
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CORRECTION |
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Last week we ran a headline:
BIDEN PROVES A DRAG ON HIS
PARTY'S CANDIDATES. It should
have read: TRUMP PROVES A DRAG
ON HIS PARTY'S CANDIDATES. We
regret the error. |
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