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PEOPLE
Bannon Sentenced to 4 Months in Prison, Fine of $6,500
And a complete makeover.
 
POLITICS
Dems Fear They Peaked Too Soon
Worry some voters watching Fox News again.
 
BUSINESS
Elon Musk Adds Perfume to His Product Line
After spacecraft, electric cars, flame throwers, tunnel-boring machines and hot pants, he says he'd next like to either mine asteroids or develop a glow-in-the-dark yo-yo.
 
CONSUMER NEWS
McDonald's to Offer
Happy Meals for Adults

Adult toys such as dildos, ben wa balls, cock rings and butt plugs to be tested in select markets.
TECHNOLOGY
World's Most Advanced Humanoid Greets Visitors at Dubai's Museum of the Future
Overqualified for the job, it whines and complains in over 140 different languages
 
SCIENCE
Discovery of Prehistoric
Neanderthal Family Reveals
They Were Just Like Us

Crude slobs with a poor diet.
Webb Telescope Captures Universe In Its Infancy
Like an infant, there's lots of gas and stuff.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Task Force Recommends Screening Kids 8 and Older for Anxiety
Suggests children be subjected to unannounced exams, stress tests, sensory deprivation, isolation experiments – the works – to look for signs of anxiety.

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