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TECHNOLOGY
  Researchers Hope to Teach
Robots to Laugh at Right Time

But not all at once, which is creepy.
 
PSYCHOLOGY
Survey: Expressing Gratitude
Key to Happiness

As in, “thanks for getting my Rolls, here's a quarter.”
 
MISCELLANEOUS
Navy: Releasing UFO Videos
“Will Harm National Security”

“Them space lizards told us to keep it on the q.t. and that's what we're doin',” says top aide.
 
SPACE
Perseverance Rover Finds Organic Matter on Mars
Said to resemble egg foo young.
FEATURE
A recent Gallup survey of American workers found what proportion who are “quiet quitting” and not doing their jobs?
A )Less than 10%
B )Less than 15%
C )Less than 20%
D )More than 50%
Hint: hey, where's what's-his-name with the latest productivity report?
 
PUBLISHING
Book: Trump Wanted to Trade Puerto Rico for Greenland
Offered to throw in Guam “as a sweetener.”
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
Russian State Media Now Questioning Putin
He's criticized by several commentators on Moscow's popular “The Masked Reporters.”

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