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PEOPLE
Report: Trump Told Aides Top Secret Documents Were “Mine, Not Theirs”
Ditto armed forces, nuclear arsenal.
Source: Trump Will Name
Judge Jeanine Pirro Attorney
General if He Wins

She's reportedly already agreed to let him out of federal prison.
 
BUSINESS
Silicon Valley Startup Uses AI to Erase Call Center Worker Accents
Makes everyone sound like they're from Silicon Valley.
 
FACTOID
The National Archives Holds
13.28 Billion Pages of Records

“Which dwarfs the amount kept at Mar-a-Lago,” points out a Trump lawyer.
SCIENCE
Study Finds Spiders Likely
Sleep, Dream Like People

Although humans rarely dream of having sex, being eaten by partner.
NASA Posts What a Black Hole Sounds Like
It's described as a cross between eerie sci-fi music and a wet fart.
 
ENVIRONMENT
Glaciers in Europe Melting Faster Than Ever
Frozen cavemen popping up like daisies.
 
LIFESTYLE
Cheeseburger Survey: 1 in 6
Put Cheese Under Meat

One in twenty puts bread in middle between cheese and meat.

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