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PEOPLE
Biden Condemns Trump's Actions on Jan 6
Waited 18 months “to give him the benefit of the doubt.”
 
MEDIA
Rupert Murdoch's Papers Call Trump “Unworthy” to Serve Again
Trump responds, calls Murdoch's papers “unworthy to wrap fish in!”
 
BUSINESS
Report: ExxonMobil Earned $2,245.62 a Second in Last Quarter
Beating Wall Street expectations of $2,0946.29 a second.
Hershey: Due to Supply Chain
Issues It Won't Meet Halloween
Demand This Year

Suggests more tricks, fewer treats.
Widespread Outrage After Klondike Discontinues Choco Taco
“This shall not stand,” says Pope Francis.
SCIENCE
Russia to Withdraw From
International Space Station
and Build Its Own

Battle-ready “Mini Death Star” based on Klingon design.
Researchers Train Fish
To Add, Subtract

Noting: “They already know how to multiply and they're already in schools.”
 
ENVIRONMENT
Report: Third Set of Human Remains Found at Lake Mead
Water levels so low you can walk across by stepping on dead bodies.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Study: Chocolate Could Be
Just as Good for High Blood
Pressure as Medication

And a Chunky or a Mars Bar can be purchased over the counter.
Study: Long Covid Symptoms May Include Hair Loss, Libido Problems
“More Covid funding,” demand Republican Senators.

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