| ART |
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 X-Rays Reveal
Previously Unknown Van
Gogh Self-Portrait on Back
of Another Painting
Also, a small lump on his neck he
should have someone look at. |
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| MISCELLANEOUS |
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Study: 7 in 10 Say Message
Incomplete Without an Emoji
3 in 10 say please don't send them
any more messages with an emoji. |
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| LAW |
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Trump Faces Serious Legal
Jeopardy in Georgia
Those close to him say he's “scared
to death” he'll end up on a chain gang. |
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Jan 6 Panel Bombshell: Trump
Tried to Contact Upcoming Witness
He claims he “butt-dialed them.” |
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| CONSUMER NEWS |
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 “Eat the Rich”
Pop-Up Ice Cream Trucks Make Their Debut
Customers love the popsicles shaped
like Jeff Bezos, Elon Musk, and Mark
Zuckerberg, who own the trucks. |
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| FEATURE |
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| A group of conservative legal
scholars recently reviewed each
of the 64 lawsuits claiming
election fraud in the 2020
election. How many instances
of actual election fraud did
they find? |
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A ) |
47 |
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B ) |
29 |
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C ) |
16 |
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D ) |
0 |
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| Hint: the word
“widespread” was deleted from the final report. |
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| POLL |
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Slightly Less Than Half of
Republicans Ready to Move
on From Trump
Slightly more than half ready to die for him. |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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 John Bolton
Admits Nonchalantly He Planned Foreign Coups
“The 'coup du jour' we called it, he adds blithely. |
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