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 Fox News Personalities
Criticized for Touting “Great Replacement”
Theory
“I'm just afraid they'll replace me with
O'Reilly, that's all,” explains Tucker Carlson. |
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| ENTERTAINMENT |
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Ringling Brothers and Barnum
& Bailey Circus Returning,
But With No Animals
Just hundreds of scary clowns. |
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| BUSINESS |
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Doom and Gloom on Wall
Street as Bear Market Looms
Workers who haven't yet returned to
the office told to jump out of home
office windows if there's a crash. |
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 Hyundai Developing
Walking Car
A self-driving version expected to
begin terrorizing people in 2025. |
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| SCIENCE |
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Musk: Humans on Mars by 2029
Mars invades Earth by 2099. |
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Google's AI Named Gato Close to
Achieving Human-Level Intelligence
“Personally I can't tell the AI from the
human,” says Gato. |
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 First Fish to Walk on
Land 375 Million Years Ago Identified
Scientists believe it walked around for
awhile, then jumped back in the ocean. |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Report: Puberty Starting
Earlier Than It Used To
Finding could have huge effect on TikTok. |
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Study: Having More Than
Two Kids Could Have Negative
Effect on Your Brain
Concluson: now would be a good time
to write an angry letter to Justice Alito. |
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