| PEOPLE |
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 Justice Thomas Fears
Leak Could Mean End of Supreme Court
“And who's going to hire an old man
with a loony tune wife?” he asks,
rhetorically. |
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 Melania Trump
Teases a Second Term in White House
With or without her husband. |
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| BUSINESS |
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50% of American Workers Would
Prefer to Be Paid in Cryptocurrency
Other 50% would prefer to have someone,
anyone explain to them what cryptocurrency is. |
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Musk Stalls on Twitter Bid,
Wants to Know How Many Accounts Are Bots
“Bots don't buy Teslas,” he explains. |
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Crypto Bubble Could Be Bursting
Madoffcoin loses 90% of its value. |
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Sen. Hawley Intros Bill That
Would Strip Disney of Mickey
Mouse Copyright
It would allow anyone to open their own
Disneyland and call it “happiest place on Earth.” |
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| SCIENCE |
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Scientists Developing Bananas
That Won't Turn Brown,
Eliminating Tons of Waste
After that, the holy grail: banana
peels that aren't slippery. |
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 Researchers Unveil First Image
of Black Hole at Center of Galaxy
Warning: staring at this picture may cause blindness. |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Report: Meatpackers Got Help
From Trump to Skirt Covid Safety Rules,
Causing Many Deaths
Though Trump defenders point out
drawback of thousands of
unnecessary deaths outweighed
by benefit of ample cheeseburger
supply. |
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 Realistic Child
Robot Simulates Seizures, Violent
Outbursts to Help Train Doctors
And flight attendants. |
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