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PAGE THREE – MAY 2 - 8, 2022
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ART
Different Version of Famous Washington Crossing the Delaware Goes Up for Auction
In this one, everyone has wooden teeth.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
Study: Half of Parents Still
Financially Support Their
Adult Children

Waiting for their grandchildren to make a killing in cryptocurrency.
Tennessee Republican Suggests
Books Deemed Inappropriate
Should Be Burned

Under supervision of fire department.
 
SPORTS
NFL Rejects “Glorified Slave Auction”
Character-
ization of Draft

Prefers “reparations.”
FEATURE
What percentage of the world's population does not use the internet?
   A )  4%  
   B )  7%  
   C )  10%  
   D )  43%  
Hint: the 10% answer is for the U.S.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
  Report: Ted Cruz Fears Disney Will Show “Mickey and Pluto Going At It”
As well as “Minnie performing fellatio on Goofy” and “Donald Duck, Daisy Duck and Snow White in the sack together.”

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