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PEOPLE
Trump's Endorsement of Dr. Oz in Pennsylvania Senate Race Has
Republicans in Uproar
They see TV personality accused of quackery, medical fraud as “too respectable.”
Despite Numerous Red Flags,
Saudis Give $2 Billion to Jared Kushner's New Investment Fund

Didn't spend nearly as much on Hunter Biden's paintings.
 
MEDIA
Elon Musk Says He's Buying Twitter “For Future of Civilization”
Or he might buy TikTok.
 
BUSINESS
Twitter Founder Jack Dorsey's
“First Tweet” NFT Put Up for
Auction at $48 Million, Gets
Top Bid of $280

“LMFAO!” says winning bidder.
CONSUMER NEWS
Higher Egg Prices Result
In Higher Chicken Prices

Or, some ask, do higher chicken prices result in higher egg prices?
 
SCIENCE
Study: Vegan Diet Healthier,
Safer for Dogs

Note: study not commissioned or financed by dogs.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Scientists: We're Close to
“Fountain of Youth” Pill
That Reverses Aging

All that remains are clinical trials, finding an investor on “Shark Tank.”
Study: Being Bilingual Slows
Brain Aging

Bring this up next time you're debating someone about benefits of immigration.
Study: Offering $1000 Raises Vaccine Rate 87%
Make it $1500 and they'll burn their MAGA hat.

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