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PEOPLE
Elon Musk, World's Richest Man, Becomes Twitter's Largest Shareholder
“Because it is there,” he explains.
 
ENTERTAINMENT
Will Smith Banned From
Oscars for 10 Years

Or as long as the Oscars are relevant, whichever comes first.
 
BUSINESS
Study: Millionaires More
Outgoing, Emotionally Stable

And pay plenty of people to keep them that way.
Amazon Warehouse Workers
Vote to Unionize

Hope to get another bathroom break every other day.
New Line of Clothing for Avatars in Metaverse Unveiled
Human rights activists claim it's created in sweatshops by young children writing code.
SCIENCE
Scientist Claims Mushrooms Communicate With Each Other Using Up to 50 “Words”
Says he overheard one say to another, “There's a fungus among us.”
Study: Those Who
Question Evolution More
Likely to Be Racist

They don't care where they're from, only where you're from.
  Bezos, Amazon to Help Fund
Private Space Hotel Catering
to Wealthy Vacationers

Hint: leave the kids at home.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Pandemic Blamed for Lowest
Population Growth in
Country's History

Experts determine it's next to impossible to procreate six feet apart.

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