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PAGE THREE – FEBRUARY 21 - 27, 2022
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POLITICS
Majority in Both Parties Want Someone Else to Run in 2024
Someone Else forms exploratory committee.
 
ENVIRONMENT
Researchers: Climate Change Will Cause Monster Waves to Crash More Frequently
Their conclusion: “Gnarly.”
California: Worst Drought
In 1200 Years

As a result you must now request a glass of water at restaurants.
 
TECHNOLOGY
Scientists Warn New AI May
Be “Slightly Conscious”

Your smart refrigerator may perceive you as a glutton and a danger to the planet.
 
ART
Poll: 42% of People Think They
Have “Museum-Worthy” Art
Hanging in Their Home

Art most experts would consider “motel-worthy.”
FEATURE
In the last year, the share of Republicans who believe Trump bears some responsibility for the Jan 6 insurrection has:
A )gone up 31%
B )gone up 21%
C )gone up 11%
D )gone down 11%
Hint: some people thought about it and figured he was probably golfing that day.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
  Test: Fake Faces Created by AI More Trustworthy Than Real People
Only exception: fake face with pencil-thin mustache.

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