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PEOPLE
Book: Trump Clogged White House Toilets With Documents
Ordered daily intelligence briefings printed on softer paper.
 
BUSINESS
Increased Use of VR Headsets Blamed for Spike in Household Damage Claims
Frightening fire-breathing dragons turn out to be that chandelier you got at IKEA.
Canadian Truck Convoy Protest Blocks Border Crossing
Cuts off supply of Canadian imports like maple syrup, Canadian bacon, comedy writers.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Study: Lifting Weights for
Just 3 Seconds a Day Can
Improve Muscle Strength

Try using a grocery sack filled with several gallons of ice cream.
SCIENCE
$10B James Webb Telescope Sends Back First Image
General reaction: back to the drawing board.
France: Modern Humans Moved Into Cave One Year After Neanderthals Abandoned It
History's earliest known case of gentrification.
NASA: Mars Rover Image of Reclining “Alien Figure” Actually Just a Rock
But who put it there remains a mystery.
Researchers Observe Chimps
Performing First Aid on
Themselves and Each Other

While other chimps spread misinformation.

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