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PEOPLE
Historic Rotterdam Bridge Dismantled so Jeff Bezos' Superyacht Can Pass Through
He then boards his private train and heads to Switzerland where, for his convenience, a portion of the alps has been flattened.
 
POLITICS
Trump Hints He'll Pardon Insurrectionists if Reelected
And put QAnon Shaman on Supreme Court.
 
BUSINESS
Meta Loses $252 Billion
In One Day on Weak
Earnings Report

Investors suddenly and simultaneously realize the “metaverse” is a huge crock.
Superyacht Sales Up
77% Last Year

Booming economy creating more megalomaniacs.
SCIENCE
Finding: More Fish "Talk" to Each Other Than Previously Thought
Mostly “hey watch it,” “get out of the way,” that sort of thing.
NASA to Retire International Space Station in 2031 by Crashing it Into Pacific Ocean
Those on board will get “plenty of advance warning,” assures agency spokesman.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Study: Our Brain Lives
15 Seconds in the Past

Take fifteen seconds to digest that.
Study: Most Doctors Paid
By Number of Patients,
Not Quality of Care

That's why they took the Hypocritic Oath.
Experts: Metaverse Will
Create More Loneliness

Suggest need for virtual psychiatrists to treat it.

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