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PEOPLE
Prince Andrew Stripped of Titles, Can No Longer Be Called “His Royal Highness”
Duke of York now Guy from York.
Melania Trump Selling First NFT
Digital image NSFW.
 
BUSINESS
Office Workers Who Had
Worked From Home and
Then Returned Told to
Work From Home Again

After returning home, told to return to office again, or else.
Experts: Crypto Bubble
About to Burst

Insiders will generously let us know in advance.
Shoppers Find Empty Store Shelves as Supply Chain Problems Persist
Some desperate shoppers are buying the shelves.
SCIENCE
Astronomers Observe Star
Swallowing Nearby Black
Hole, Then Getting Eaten
By Its Own Meal

“I couldn't eat for a week,” confides one.
 
Giant Tonga Volcano Causes Slight Ripple on California Beaches
And devastates Tonga.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Study Says Reading Books,
Listening to Music Does Little
To Improve Well-Being

But doesn't recommend banning books, music.
Researchers: Compounds
Found in Cannabis Could
Defend Against Covid

“We've still got a whole lot more research to do,” says one.

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