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PEOPLE
Rand Paul Accuses Democrats of “Convincing Potential Voters” to Vote for Them
In what he ruefully describes as a “political campaign to win an election.”
 
MEDIA
Dwindling Public Interest Hurt News Ratings in 2021
Hopefully something existentially threatening, yet fascinating, will happen this year.
 
BUSINESS
Stocks Soar on Covid Rally
New variant apparently makes you want to expand your portfolio.
Walmart Testing Driverless
Delivery Trucks

Each one programmed by the driver they're replacing.
Tesla Disables Feature That Allows Playing Video Games While Driving
But game activates automatically following a crash.
SCIENCE
Futurists: At Some Point, Space Colonists Will Likely Resort to Cannibalism
In which case, recipes should be created to make it more palatable.
 
Team of Scientists Lobbying for Pluto to Be Reclassified as a Planet
And given full voting rights in the League of Planets.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
CDC Cuts Time of Covid Isolation From 10 Days to 5
Netflix cuts new series orders in half.
Genetic Variant Found in
People From Greenland
Makes Eating Sugar Healthy

In fact, early name for Greenland was “Candyland.”
 
ENVIRONMENT
Alaska Sees Record High Temperatures
Igloo dwellers now puddle dwellers.

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