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PEOPLE
Sen. Hawley: Feminism Has Driven Men to “Pornography and Video Games”
“At least it did to a friend of mine,” he adds.
 
MEDIA
Facebook Shuts Down Its Facial Recognition System
Discontinues its Separated at Birth app.
 
BUSINESS
"Squid Game" Cryptocurrency,
Which Suddenly Increased by 23
Million Percent, Now Worthless
After Scam Revealed

If you thought you were an instant multi-trillionaire, you might want to seek counseling.
 
CONSUMER NEWS
Fisher-Price Unveils Working Version of Iconic Toy Phone
For nostalgic adults and multitasking toddlers.
SCIENCE
Saudi Arabia Breaks Ground on Futuristic City
It will represent every modern technological, but not sociological, advance.
 
ENVIRONMENT
Study: May Be Too Late to
Prevent Climate Catastrophe

Eat, drink, and be merry, it concludes.
Researchers: Lightning Strikes
Will Increase Due to Climate
Change

In fact, now you really are more likely to be struck by lighting than win the lottery or get bit by a shark.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Study: Breaking Up Causes
More Emotional Pain for Men

Based on survey of early blues recordings.
Study: Children's Screen Time Doubled Since Start of Pandemic
Binge-watching parents could not be reached for comment.

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