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PEOPLE
Steve Bannon to Defy Congressional Subpoena
Says he has previously scheduled hair appointment.
Book: Lindsey Graham Visited Mar-a-Lago “to Stuff His Face With Free Food”
“You don't go there for witty conversation,” he responds.
 
ENTERTAINMENT
Paul McCartney: It Was John Who Wanted to Break Up The Beatles
Apologizes for waiting fifty-two years to state the obvious.
Disney World to Install Space Elevator
Long lines are anticipated.
 
BUSINESS
Trump Drops Out of Forbes 400
But enters FBI's Ten Most Wanted.
Givenchy Under Fire for “Blatantly Offensive” Noose Necklace
And a “blatantly offensive” price.
SCIENCE
Scientists' Latest Theory: Sodom
and Gamorrah Destroyed
by “Cosmic Fireball”

Not “this god character,” says one.
Russian Film Crew Begins Production on International Space Station
Costume drama set in 19th Century St. Petersburg requires simulating gravity.
Fossilized Human Footprints Found in North American Desert Date Back to at Least 23,000 Years BS*
*Before Shoes.
 
ENVIRONMENT
Climate Change Blamed for Increased Inbreeding by Polar Bears
Scientists fear what happened to British Royal Family could eventually happen to polar bears.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Future iPhones to Detect Depression
Frequent calls to suicide hotline will set off alarm warning you may be depressed.

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