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MUSIC
  Artificial Intelligence Completes Beethoven's Unfinished 10th Symphony
“Genius!” proclaim music critics, hailing the brilliant, reclusive software.
 
TECHNOLOGY
New Smartphone Sensors
Can Detect if You're High

Then suggest nearest place to get Haagen-Dazs.
 
CRIME
FBI: Record Surge in
Murders in 2020

Another reason not go back to 2020 when time travel becomes available.
 
SPORTS
Major League Baseball Embraces Gambling
Pete Rose still a long shot to make Hall of Fame.
FEATURE
With Congress debating an infrastructure bill, how many of this country's bridges need repairs?
   A )2
   B )22
   C )220
   D )More than 220,000
Hint: sometimes the long way is the safest.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
Months-Long Arizona Recount by
Trump Loyalists Finds He Lost
By 360 More Votes Than Before

“They're Never Trumpers!” Trump responds.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
Amazon Unveils Astro, Home Robot
Adds an intriguing new dimension to what hackers can access.

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