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PEOPLE
Report: Rudy Giuliani Broke, Getting No Help From Trump
His phone calls every thirty seconds go unanswered.
 
ENTERTAINMENT
UK: Live Theater Returns With Capacity Audiences
Shown: Ian McKellen's Hamlet addresses an unmasked Yorick for first time in sixteen months.
 
BUSINESS
Report: Shortage of Ammunition as Gun Sales Soar
Gun owners urged to fire weapons “only if really steamed about something.”
Virgin Galactic to Sell Space Flight Tickets Starting at $450,000 a Seat
There's an added fee for a second piece of luggage.
SCIENCE
3,700-Year-Old Clay Tablet Displays Geometry Attributed to Pythagoras 1,000 Years Later
Pythagoreans did not immediately respond to a request for comment.
Asteroid Full of Precious Metals Worth Quadrillions Enters Solar System
That's enough money to make every person on Earth a billionaire many times over.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Public Warned About
Deadly “Delta Plus”

New variant more dangerous, but ad-free.
CDC: Masks May No
Longer Be Optional

In other words: don't not wear a mask.

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