| PEOPLE |
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 Trump Advisor:
“Zero Chance” Trump
Picks Pence as Runningmate in 2024
“I'm honored just to be in the
conversation,” Pence responds
in a statement. |
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| MEDIA |
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Fox News Quietly Implements
Vaccine Passport for Employees
While Downplaying Pandemic
“We don't want to lose anyone to this
overblown crisis,” says spokesman. |
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| BUSINESS |
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Study: The More Money You
Make, The Longer You'll Live
Billionaires live to 100, millionaires to 90,
and so on. |
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 Bezos Thanks
Amazon Employees, “Because
You Guys Paid for All This”
“I sure as hell didn't.” |
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| SCIENCE |
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Study: Cannabis Domesticated in
China 12,000 Years Ago
Back when it was affordable. |
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Californians Turn to “Water
Witches” In Midst of Historic
Drought
“It's the greatest witch hunt
in history,” says one. |
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 NASA Releases
First Detailed Map of Insides of Mars
Planet consists of a caramel core,
surrounded by nougat, milk chocolate,
and a red candy shell. |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Microbiologist: Your Bed May
Be Germ-Filled Petri Dish
Recommends sleeping on couch, like
he's been asked to do. |
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Study: 20% of Americans Believe
Vaccines Contain Microchips
Fear getting vaccinated will make
them smarter. |
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