| PEOPLE |
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 Report: Ivanka,
Jared Distance Themselves From Trump
Preparing a “didn't really know him” defense. |
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| ENTERTAINMENT |
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Emmys to Allow Actors, Actresses
Identify Themselves as “Performer”
Not “great performer” or “distinguished
performer,” just “performer.” |
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| MEDIA |
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Report: Trump Asked
DOJ to Stop Comedians
From Mocking Him
“Unless it's a roast,” he stipulated. |
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| BUSINESS |
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Cryptocurrencies Have
Volatile Week
Analysts “worry” when reliable
currencies like Dogecoin show
signs of instability. |
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Some McDonald's Locations
Helping Get People Vaccinated
Asking, “Do you want a McShot with
your fries?” |
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| SCIENCE |
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Report: Government Can't
Explain Many UFO Sightings
“Your guess is as good as ours,”
it concludes. |
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 Doubts Remain
About New Human Species Called
“Dragon Man” Discovered in China
The fact “Dragon Man” brought in
his own fossil is considered
suspicious. |
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 China Sends
Astronauts Into Space to Build
Country's Own Space Station
Leaked designs reveal it has an uncanny
resemblance to an Apple store. |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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California Lifts Mask Ban
For Vaccinated
Plastic surgeons booked solid
through November. |
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