| TECHNOLOGY |
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 Company Unveils
$50,000 Mind-Reading Helmet
Expensive, but “pays for itself within
two weeks,” says spokesman. |
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| MISCELLANEOUS |
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D.C. Statehood Getting Serious
Consideration as Flagmakers
Submit Designs
Three rows of seventeen stars already
rejected. |
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| EDUCATION |
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GOP State Lawmakers Hope to Ban
Teaching of Critical Race Theory
“Stick to the three r's!” says one. |
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| SPORTS |
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 Westminster Dog
Show Won by Skunk in Woman's Wig
After mistake spotted, first prize
given to runner-up. |
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| FEATURE |
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| 50 years ago, corporate taxes
accounted for 22% of federal
tax revenue. What is the
percentage today? |
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A ) |
28% |
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B ) |
38% |
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C ) |
48% |
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D ) |
8% |
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| Hint: what was good for
General Motors is a lot better for Tesla. |
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| FACTOID |
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Non-Essential Workers Earn Much
More Than Essential Workers
And trust fund ne'er-do-wells earn
much much more than non-essential
workers. |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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 Biden Signs
Law Making Juneteenth National Holiday
Americans of all races hail suspension
of alternate side of the street parking. |
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