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ART
17th Century Replica of Mona Lisa Could Sell for $400,000 at Auction
As long as bidders don't know it's a replica.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
Study: White Boys Who Grew
Up With Black Neighbors More
Likely to Become Democrats

White boys who grow up with white neighbors more likely to storm the Capitol.
 
CRIME
Feds Recover $2 Million From Pipeline Ransomware Hackers
Bitcoins spilled out of trunk of fleeing getaway car.
Arizona to Execute Prisoners
With Gas Used at Auschwitz

Or they could choose rope used in Mississippi
 
ENVIRONMENT
Man-Made Lake Mead at Perilously Low Level
However, it's “too soon” to convert to a skate park.
FEATURE
How many American workers are projected to be displaced by automation by 2030?
   A )  45,300  
   B )  453,000  
   C )  4,530,000  
   D )  45,300,000  
Hint: be nice to robots on your way up, because you'll meet them on your way down.
 
POLL
1 in 5 Americans Thinks
Niagara Falls in Iceland

One in seven visited Iceland just to see it.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
McDonald's Chicken McNugget Shaped Like Video Game Character Sells for $100,000
Winning bidder finds it “delicious” but “wanting more.”

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