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PEOPLE
Gwyneth Paltrow Admits She Broke Down, Ate Bread During Pandemic
“It was the lowest point of my life.”
 
MEDIA
Twitter's New Feature Gives
You Chance to Retract Possibly Insulting Tweets

Although, in this climate, it's unlikely anyone will use it.
 
BUSINESS
Elon Musk Stops Accepting
Bitcoin Due to Cryptocurrency's Large Carbon Footprint

And besides, he's backing Dogecoin.
Database Reveals Over
200,000 People Posting
Fake Reviews on Amazon

And a mere handful of people posting real ones.
Wine That Made Trip to Space on Sale for $1 Million
You can drink it, or you can hope some other sucker will come along and take it off your hands.
SCIENCE
Research: Snack Choice Reveals a Lot About Personality
Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't.
Researchers: Neanderthals
Died Out Because They Were
Less Creative Than Humans

Humans likely to die out because we're more creative than Neanderthals.
UK: Cerne Abbas Giant May Have Been Carved Into Hill Over 1000 Years Ago
Huge drawing of nude male figure with erect penis earliest known example of self-advertising.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
CDC Unveils Confusing New
Mask Guidance

Odd days for men, even days for women just doesn't make sense.
Report: Some Kindergartners
Staring at Screens for Over
6 Hours a Day During Pandemic

Now that it's ending, they'll go back to five hours a day.
Research: Good Moods Often
Lead to Bad Judgments

And a messy divorce.

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