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PEOPLE
Kayleigh McEnany Named New Fox News Host
She'll anchor “Factbusters.”
 
ENTERTAINMENT
Forecast: Computers Could
Soon Write Screenplays
by Analyzing Popular
Movie Themes

“This will save time, money, and aggravation,” says one producer.
 
BUSINESS
Amazon Apologizes to Workers for Doubting They Had to Pee in
Bottles

Distributes bottles to all fulfillment centers.
Theme Parks Reopen Nationwide
Shown: all-new Disinfectant Fountain at Disney World.
CONSUMER NEWS
First Lab-Grown Beef Made From Spinach
Goes great with spinach.
 
SCIENCE
Report: Farmed Fish Suffer
Pain, Stress

Suggests counseling, group therapy.
  NASA's Ingenuity Mars
Helicopter Gets Set for
Historic First Flight

If successful, a billionaire will be aboard next one.
 
FACTOID
Cost of House on Moon
Calculated as $61,587,054.09

Few amenities, but the view!

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