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PEOPLE
Report: Ted Cruz May be Buying His Own Books Through Mystery Company
He claims to have read A Time for Truth over 200,000 times.
Pence Patches Things Up With Trump
“No hard feelings” for sending bloodthirsty mob to Capitol to hang him, he tells former boss.
 
BUSINESS
Senators Romney, Cotton Propose Legislation Raising Minimum Wage to $10 by 2025
That's $10 a day.
Capitol Arrests Reveal Many Insurgents Successful Business Owners
Several of country's top CEOs left feces, urine in lawmakers' offices.
Amazon's Alexa Echo Show 10 Monitors Your Movement, Follows You Around Room
Sets off piercing alarm if you ask Google or Siri something.
SCIENCE
Researchers: Dogs Know
When We're Lying

If you lie a lot, get a cat.
Scientists Using Brain Stimulation to Remove Fear, Boost Confidence
Hope to get cost of treatment below going price for two shots of Tequila.
 
NASA: Perseverance Rover Runs on Processors Used in 1990s iMacs
Their design protects against radiation, but their playlist could scare off any intelligent life.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Britain's National Health Service Warns Against Gwyneth Paltrow's “Kombucha and Kimchi” Covid Advice
Those who've tried “intuitive fasting,” “herbal cocktails,” and regular visits to an “infrared sauna” say it's no better than an aspirin.

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