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TECHNOLOGY
First 3-D Printed Rib-Eye Unveiled
But it was “a little tough” and sent back.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
QAnon: Trump Will Take Over
Again on March 4

Barring scheduling conflict with another conspiracy theory.
Study: Average Gamer Full-Time Professional Dad of Three
Bong-owning overeater, married often, seldom promoted.
 
SPORTS
MLB Announces it Has
Deadened Baseballs to
Limit Home Runs

Adds cocaine to rosin bags to speed up action.
Mark Cuban Relents, Mavericks Will Continue With National Anthem Before Home Games
But in rotation with Serbian, Slovenian, Croatian anthems.
FEATURE
In a new poll, what percentage of Americans say democracy is working well?
   A )  85%  
   B )  72%  
   C )  61%  
   D )  16%  
Hint: maybe they should keep that fence around the Capitol.
 
RELIGION
Report: Some Capitol Attackers
Believe They Answered God's
Call, Not Just Trump's

Many claim they answered God's tweet.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
Jeep Pulls Bruce Springsteen Super Bowl Ad After Recent DUI Revealed
Similar to when Sominex pulled its Super Bowl ad with Bill Cosby.

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