TECHNOLOGY |
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First 3-D
Printed Rib-Eye Unveiled
But it was a little tough
and sent back. |
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MISCELLANEOUS |
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QAnon: Trump Will Take Over
Again on March 4
Barring scheduling conflict with
another conspiracy theory. |
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Study: Average Gamer Full-Time
Professional Dad of Three
Bong-owning overeater, married
often, seldom promoted. |
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SPORTS |
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MLB Announces it Has
Deadened Baseballs to
Limit Home Runs
Adds cocaine to rosin bags to
speed up action. |
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Mark Cuban
Relents, Mavericks Will
Continue With National
Anthem Before Home Games
But in rotation with Serbian, Slovenian,
Croatian anthems. |
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FEATURE |
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In a new poll, what percentage
of Americans say democracy is
working well? |
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A ) |
85% |
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B ) |
72% |
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C ) |
61% |
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D ) |
16% |
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Hint: maybe they should
keep that fence around the Capitol. |
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RELIGION |
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Report: Some Capitol Attackers
Believe They Answered God's
Call, Not Just Trump's
Many claim they answered God's tweet. |
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ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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Jeep Pulls Bruce
Springsteen Super Bowl Ad
After Recent DUI Revealed
Similar to when Sominex pulled its
Super Bowl ad with Bill Cosby. |
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